Are you searching for the ultimate food-things to place on your favorite frisbee plates? Perhaps your party is themed around meals on wheels, or winner-winner chicken dinners? If so quickly admire and discard these lackluster delicacies for your next campsite breakfast party!
Squish a handful of fresh fish sticks into a stack of old artichokes, then soak their smushiness inside of a glass of flat coke. Take a stick of already chewed juicy fruit and sprinkle it with flakes of slightly stained sea salt.
Smelt down a headless Barbie Doll and mix its melty bits with a glass of perfectly aged malt liquor.
Rummage around in your trash can for an odd head of lettuce and boil it in a pot of dirt.
Wring out an old sweaty shirt and drizzle it on your salad of slightly aged french fries.
Bake a rubber snake into a cake and blend it into a lard filled shake.
Pour your oatmeal into the garbage bin and remember to never buy it again.
Sprinkle some rice into a peanut butter pie, throw it up into the air really high, hit it with a bat, and eat the mess with a friendly grin.
Grind up some meat, and dip it into some beer. Hang it from your chin to see how weird you look with a meat beard again.
Put all these mostly bad ideas together, wear on an ugly sweater and tickle your guest’s noses with a feather, but only during cold weather.
