What is the threshold of having too many hats?
Is it one if it is filled with already chewed chewing gum?
Is it two if they are both in the shape of fancy running shoes?
Is it three if they’re hanging from the branches of someone’s Christmas tree?
Is it four if you store them in tangled telephone cords?
Is it five if you believe all your hats are alive?
Is it six if you stuff all of them with sticks?
Is it seven if you believe they are a gateway to heaven?
Is it eight if they are the secret ingredient when baking a cake?
Is it nine if all your shoe sizes rhyme?
Is it ten if they all have fins glued on them?
How many hats are too many?
Do we have too many when our house looks like a cloud of hats; or when we use them to the store our secret snacks? Is there a limit, and if there were, what would that number be?
